Live from the Wasteland...

I live in the American Gardens Building on West 81st Street, on the 11th floor.  My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old.  I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine.  In the morning if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches.  I can do a thousand now.  After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion.  In the shower I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub.  Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.  I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.  There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction.  But there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory.  And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable.  I simply am not there.

(Source: futiledevice, via comicbooksexlife)

10 months ago

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